lard lad
an extremely fat male.
want some more fries, lard lad? or a sixth cream cake?
one of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. this friend can be found at your apartment watching your tv therefore dubbing himself a “lard lad”.
kyle: yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad’s house, this kid is loaded but he ain’t got cable!!
eric: no cable? d-mn i know that kid he’s got everything except cable tv.
kyle: i know, its whack
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