Lard Rock


(lame + hard rock) a new genre of music -ssociated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have p-ss-fied lyrics and tones. it’s always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. sometimes, it’s just terrible rock music to begin with. often confused with emo related music.
a conversation between two naive rock fans

charlie: wow, i’ve been listening to some new lard rock on z-100. it’s amazing!

tom: yeah, those two nickelback songs “someday” and “how you remind me” sound nothing alike!

charlie: totally!!!!!! we know nothing about music!!!!

tom: yeah!!!!!! put in some limp bizkit and let’s rock!!! girls love them!!

nickelback, creed, g-dsmack, fuel, staind, puddle of mudd, cold, linkin park, limp bizkit……..you get the picture.

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