lard tard


a person who is both fat and stupid. a dumb lard-ss.
that woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. that makes her a lard tard.
a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence
that person is a lardtard
someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.
boss: why have you not moved this box of feathers?
piggy girl: sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
boss: wtf, they don’t even weigh a thing. you are such a lard tard.
a fat person who stalks you.
look at the lardtard on the television.

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