lardass ninja
1. a fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they’re cool (when they really aren’t).
2. a fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. note: people can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
lard-ss ninja: i have supah powah! i will defeat you with my poke of doom!
hank: gosh you lard-ss ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a t-rd on a frozen pond! stop it, i’m gonna throw up if you keep doing that! ahhh! my eyes! they’re bleeding!! -spurt-
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