lardknocker
someone whose primary s-xual attraction is to obese women.
julio: hey umberto, i heard you like to go to weight watchers to pick up fattos.
umberto: yes, it’s certainly true. they are deliciously beautiful to me.
quinn: you are such a lardknocker, dude.
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