lardon
when a dude gets an erection for an obese female.
wow, ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.
an erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
dude, i got a lardon at the weight watchers meeting this morning.
the state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.
jono was doing so well, but as he p-ssed greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. the tw-t.
used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.
ben:”dude! check out the 20 stoner!
andrew:”oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!”
ben:”giggidy giggidy”!
andrew:”allll right”!
when you get aroused at the thought of consuming large amounts of fatty food.
“the sight of that big mac is giving me a lard-on”
at a steak house: “guys, we can’t leave until my lard-on goes down”
the short stub of the p-n-s that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.
hardon? lardon more like…
an erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.
i know it’s weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.
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