Magnets


attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a “b-tterface”)
mmmmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking -ss!
but, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she’s a magnet!
may be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.
“f-ckin’ magnets. how do they work?”
a f-cking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherf-cking magnetic field and sh-t. magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherf-cking-magnetism.
f-ckin’ magnets. how do they work?
one of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. until a brave duo

by the name of the insane clown posse filled us in.

magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
“magnets…”
“how do they work?”
a motherf-cking miracle. n-body knows how they work.
“f-cking magnets- how do they work?”- sh-ggy 2 dope
a student enrolled in a magnet program, specifically math and sciences, that has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.

magnet students females in particular can be -ssociated with the phrase “oh my god i failed that test” followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.

magnet males can be -ssociated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and h-m-s-xual oriented jokes, and these only in short “one-liners” or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.

the typical magnet student is very clicky with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchaestra or cty.

an essential of any true magnet student is a www.xanga.com website customized with special html
“that magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during cl-ss.”

“which magnet student?”

“the one putting the i love d-cks sign on that kid’s back”
1. common term for students enrolled in specialty programs usually dealing with math, science, and computer science.

2. attractive (not that kind of attractive) or repellent substance.
1. look at that backpack! it’s huge! he must be a magnet.

2. put the magnet on the fridge, yo.
the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop’s attention and allowing the others to escape.
“i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet”

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