Lardsacks
a slang term for an obeese woman’s breats. they tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. people with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.
origin: a nasty girl who over exposes her br–sts to attract attention to them and divert everybody’s eyes from her poor excuse for a body.
you: jesus! look at her, she should not be wearing that. n-body wants to see that.
friend: ew. those lardsacks need to be covered up.
you: yeah! she even wore shorts too!
friend: lord have mercy on us
(then somebody usually proceeds to gag)
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