Lardy Gras



lardy gras is the final day of carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.
“are you coming to lardy gras this year?”
“no, sorry, i’ve got some children to frighten.”

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