Larker
a fat person on a scooter you usually see in disneyworld who gets to budge in line and p-sses everyone off only because they’re 99% body fat.
“dude i’m so syked to ride this ride were next.”
“i know.”
“sh-t, look at these larkers.”
-7 hours later and 30 larkers later-
“it took 7 hours for them to board…”
i’m sorry riders this ride is permanently shut down because of the 30 deaths we have just encountered
“but the ride never started how’d they die?”
employee,” it collapsed through the tracks.”
guy”d-mn larkers.”
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