Larry Johnson


one of the greatest running backs ever, coming out of penn state. in 2002 he had more than 2000 yards and 20 tds, and in 2003 was drafted 27th overall to the kansas city chiefs. he was 3rd string for some unbeknownst reason for two years, but now he is the starter due to injuries. he is big, strong, fast, and runs behind a great offensive line. he will probably break a few records before he retires.
larry johnson just broke an 84 yard touchdown run.
a big n-gg-r for the kansas city chiefs who owns everyone and runs right through them
larry johnson owned those n-gg-rs on the other team yesterday.
generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a f-cktard. can be used for losers, douchebags, dipsh-ts, arrogant -ssholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general pr-ck vibe.
preppy f-ckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his bmw convertible into the oil change shop blasting nickelback’s greatest hits.

me: “look at this f-ckin’ larry johnson!”

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