lars ulrich

drummer for the largest metal band ever, metallica. takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. also gets sh-t on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the h-ll he’s doing anyways. he probably doesnt care anyways. he is making truckloads of money playing for metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. does life get any better? i submit that it does not!
-who plays drums for metallica?
-why, lars ulrich plays the drums for metallica.
-ah, thank you
danish born drummer for the well known metal band metalllica, who spearheaded the lawsuit aginst napster and who is trying to get metallica’s music off the net by stealing peoples hard drives one at a time. he also thinks he’s more popular than he is.
h-llo i’m lars and i’m here to take your hard drive. or i’ll sue you.
(1) former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a godd-mn snare.
(2) sellout
(1) did you hear st anger?
yeah, and it sucked -ss — when the f-ck did lars start playing steel drums?

(2) dude, that band sold out big time. they’re all a bunch of lars ulrichs now.
1. hyperactive metallica drummer

2. fast food restaurant
1. man, lars ulrich can really play those skins!

2. dude, i’m heading out to lars ulrich’s to get a cheeseburger.
see douchebag or douche bag
brian is such a lars ulrich
drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of -rs-.
yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil–ssed grins of my man lars, b-tch
technical drummer. lucky to have met mr. james (rhythm god) hetfield. went against napster but who really gives a flying f-ck anymore? who really gave a flying f-ck then? can still haul his -ss off live on the doubles.
any show.