L’Artiste


1. nickname of former nhler alexei kovalev, given by montreal canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.

2. someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.
1. did you you see that sick–ss goal l’artiste buried the other night?

2. party guy 1: “check this sh-t out, dude. you will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. i’m callin’ it… off the table, off the wall, off mark’s head, off that girl’s big-ss left t-tty and in the cup….. yessss!!!”

party guy 2: “holy sh-t!! f-cking l’artiste in the house!”

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