Las Vegas Hourglass
the act of having sand stuck in your burning urethra, but having the urge to jerk off anyway, resulting in a sandy/c-m composite -j-c-l-t-.
alex: sh-t dude, my d-ck fell off last night.
xander: d-mn, what happened?
alex: well, i got really h-rny and started f-cking a sand dune. then, i gave myself a las vegas hourgl-ss and nutted everywhere. there was sand everywhere in my c-m. thick too.
xander: good work.
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