megahawk 9000


a legendary weapon often stolen by the chinese only to be sold back to its founder for over 9000 gold.
joe: watch me get this girls number
(chinese)steve: im going to get it first, but hey ill sell it to you for 9000 gold.
joe: dont you megahawk 9000 me mother f%-ker!

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