las vegas wake-up
you’re on spring break in vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from minnesota or some sh-t. at 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to p-ss out. suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
ex-girlfriend: how was vegas?
guy: it was so fun! we met these fun girls and just p-ssed out in their room.
ex-girlfriend: did anything happen?
guy: no, we just slept.
6 months later…
guy (drunk): remember that time i told you about that girl over spring break… she totally gave me a las vegas wake-up!!!
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