las

lights addiction syndrome is a highly contagious, incurable emotional disorder characterized by inability to stop listening to the canadian musician lights’ music and visiting her myriad of internet outlets to read all of her blogs, watch all of her videos, and any other similar activity.
some common symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1) greatly reduced stress levels while listening to any song by lights
2) a general feeling of helplessness while attempting to turn off a lights song
3) involuntary smiling during each of lights’ interviews
4) inability to not feel good after reading/watching a lights blog/vlog
5) melting of heart every time lights laughs
6) absolute loss of inhibition to change the world for the better
i have a severe case of las, i can’t help but listen/watch lights every opportunity i have.
lard -ss syndrome
“i have l.a.s. from eating all these cheese doodles.”

“we embrace are l.a.s. bring on the buffet!!!”
acronym for lovely at s-x a.k.a. lauren
that girl was so l.a.s. she made it a religion.
female version of a lad.
polo queen of act, yackin sh-t from the bp.
knocking sl-ts since ninety-six,
not quite bi, but still picking up chicks.
white girl rapper, daily napper.
trek out at night and drop a slapper.
church choir? she’ll be the clapper,
don’t mess with her game cause she’ll probably stab ya,
listen to me f-ggot, you know you’d sh-g it,
take her for a spin in your gtr and try and bag it.
but she aint silly, just pack her a billy.
she don’t want your d-ck,
that sh-ts kinda sick.
for her, one rule.
make cash.
thats the meaning of a true las!
love alot syndrome: when someone has las they tend to fall in “love” very easily and constantly. and cant be single for very short periods of time. they may claim to love someone but when things turn sour they completly disregard their existence later moving on to someone else.
taylor swift has las
john mayer has las
lame as sh-t.
that frat party was las.
this is an acronym for lovely at s-x.
it’s also an extremely exclusive religion.
the moto is: time to blast off; to the moon.
it is a wonderful way to spread the true meaning of life&s-x.
if there is any greater being he’d want us to live to our full potential.
this is what you do when you become l.a.s
exclusively for extremely s-xy kids.
support the cause.
i heard that that kid is totally l.a.s. amy told me.
g-d is pretty l.a.s.

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