Lasagna


one of garfield’s favorite foods to eat.
garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool
either
1. g-d, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.
lasagna is the best food on this earth.
pasta cake.
yummmm… lasagna.
namely, the lasagna noodles, with their wavy edges resembling a woman’s l-b–.
i ate her lasagna for hours. gladly, there was no cottage or ricotta cheese to speak of.
seriously? you search lasagna?
you really need to eat lasagna right now.
the act of making sweet, sweet love; and in the process, burning the meat dish in the oven.
e: oh f-ck, that c-nt burned my pan again.
r: oh no, was lisa making lasagna with the guy she met at the bar last night?
a form of insanity
jill: wow, a mail man ran over your dog, that sucks

pete: yeah, it was lasagna

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