lasagne
a subtle way of saying s-x
person 1: so, what did you get up to last night?
person 2: i had some really great lasagne 😉
when ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. the bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her -n-s.
darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne
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