Laser Jesus
when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. laser jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
gps: “laser jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down.”
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