Laser kittens
laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. after more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. after this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to super jesus. super jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
this large battle took place in tokyo like in most monster fights the j-panese just stood and pointed. oprah had help from mothra and mecha buddha. many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of oprah. the fight ended when super jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. fire not neccesary to make kittens!
one of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that richard simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. after the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. he uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
laser kittens play a large roll in in world war iii.
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