Laser-Lamb
a person who is by nature quite meek, p-ssive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)
“man, i remember those f-ckin’ preps back in high school; always used to tease me ‘n sh-t. f-ckin’ laser-lambs”
or:
person 1 (conformist): “i’m very independent, thank you! now let me recite a p-ssage from my bible, although i’ve never read a book other than the bible!”
person 2 (non-conformist): “go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f-ckin’ laser-lamb.”
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