laser lock
occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you’re competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. it’s as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(to p-ssenger on bus): excuse me, but i saw that seat first. in case you didn’t notice,i have two sick kids.
sorry, laser lock! (p-ssenger, mumbling): ayyyy, que la tiznada!
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