Laser Tag
the sport that surp-sses paintball and airsoft. its the best sport if you can find the ol dusty acient guns at garage sales. paintball and airsoft owe every thing to this game.
pballer: hehe look at my paintball gun hehe, i shot u and ure colorfull now.
airsofter: hehe look at my airsoft gun, oops i jammed it by c-cking it to much cause im a crack head.
uberlasertagger: hehe stfu u b-tches, “zaap, zaap!” hehe now u got ball cancer b-tch!
the public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other’s shoes under the barrier.
friend: hey, why are your shoes all wet?
you: oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.
a game of skill.
yoooo ian got his -ss beat in laser tag the other day
is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott s-x
we are gunna have some hott laser tag s-x.
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