Laserbation
the act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. the common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. this can sometimes decrease the s-xual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.
john: why isn’t my gun working dude?
sam: it’s because your laserbating. you have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
john: what? laserbation’s no fun without lasers.
sam: can you please put away your d-ck dude. it’s kind of disgusting
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