LaserBear
the most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. they are extremely rare and are native to the colorado rockies. their access to lasers comes at p-b-rty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).
i’m sorry, larold is out of the office due to the recent laserbear attack he endured.
aunt flo’s death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a laserbear.
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