Lasering
a very hand-off approach to owning a business. you never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. when you’re not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business….but hey…. you own it.
customer: hi, i would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
laserer: bounce house?? oohhh, right, yeah we have those.
customer: ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
laserer: ummmm, i’m not sure. i never set one up myself but i will ask one of my empployees.
customer: why are you lasering your company?
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