LaserMan


a creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. there color of the light apparently makes him want to have -n-l s-x with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn’t understand.

laserman was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. later on, he said that the gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the ps2 had a 128 bit processor. he went on to say that nintendo (read: satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

he’s also a fad hopper.
the day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.

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