lash chariot
a metaphorical vehicle that leaves your place of residence, with the destination of getting shunted and “definitely getting laid tonight”. first used by his honour, the lord tobias of toon, of qatar.
get on the lash chariot you bendarrrrrrrrr! blake, you’re such a v-g-n-.
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