Lashmade


the last phase of alcoholic consumption that narrowly preceeds death and comes after ishmade. if an individual is lashmade, the must stop drinking, because their next drink is likely to kill them.
jeff would have lived through spring break if he’d stopped drinking when we told him we thought he was lashmade, but he insisted he was ok. after one more beer, he fell over, never to breathe another breath.

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