Lashvian


the cryptic language of those of whom are lashed.

used by those who have run out of english words and struggle to string a simple sentence together.
it is also predominatley used before eating something disgusting, for example dog food and/or vinegar.
can often be confused with latvian.
mattie: what are they saying?
gee: im not sure, i think it might be lashvian
mattie: oh my, he’s eating dog food now

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