to be suffering from the aztec two step;
afflicted with the “green apple splatters,” to have the ‘sh-ts,’ or diarrhea.
i had to cancel my big date with mary jane rottencrotch, due to the fact that i had been lasking all day. it was so bad, that it seemed like my -ss was p-ssing through the eye of a needle.

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