Lassie-blaster
michael vick’s favorite on-the-field weapon.
it had become way too common a theme in michael vick’s life…
“who let the dogs out??”
it was 4th down. fido just wasn’t doing his job. neither was fluffy. spuds was already out with an injured leg. obviously, these were dogs and not men – none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
mike took out his l-ssie-blaster and took care of business…
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