Lassie Light
the l-ssie light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. while the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be l-ssie describing to danger to the rescuers.
car: engine l-ssie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine l-ssie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine l-ssie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there’s kids trapped down the mine shaft?
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