Lassie’s Lipstick
l-ssie’s lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped p-n-s of a male dog – named after the famous four legged friend from the hit tv series.
craig: has anyone seen my ex-wife?
rod: yes, she is in the powder room putting on l-ssie’s lipstick
craig: im not quite sure what you mean rod…?
rod: she has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped c-ck, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. i thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
craig: f-ckin wh-r-! shes gonna get a divorce – i want the house and she can keep the dog!
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