the less attractive version of a cougar, the “last call lucy” is easier and sl-ttier than most cougars. generally last call lucys are washed up bar stars. the name originated in edmonton, alberta, canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.
“man, i woke up this morning, and f-ck-ng last call lucy was right beside me. it burns to p-ss.”
a hot girl, quite often involved in some s-xual activity. in some cases a prost-tute. i did a mad hot la-toisha last night
- laughing sam's dice
lsd. from a wild song by jimi hendrix, “the stars that play with laughing sam’s dice.” aka “stp with lsd”. i hope you enjoy the ride…i am! jimi lsd. comes from a really wild song by jimi hendrix, “the stars that play with laughing sam’s dice.” aka “stp with lsd.” sounds really good with laughing […]
consecrated virgin – d-ck teaser usually found in clubs and public party areas. she will show skin as a s-xy well rounded s-xually promiscuous and carefree s-xual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. the apparent s-xual attractiveness without the actual act of s-x is thought to be a […]
- lauren harris
the act of standing someone up over and over again and giving several bad excuses. guy 1: hey did you hang out with that girl last night? guy 2: nah she lauren harrised me at the last minute 🙁
a satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret. man, this contract is full of lawyerese.