Last Lap Syndrome
last lap syndrome – or lss, is the annoying f-cking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. it usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.
symptoms include:
– ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.
– leading 99 percent of the race only to be p-ssed by the a.i. while he simultaneously receives a bl-w j-b from your girlfriend and flips you off saying “sucka!”
– head on collision with some stupid -ss taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.
– leaving your sucky -ss opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best d-mn racer in the known world – then proceed to leave your slow -ss rotting in the gutter while he blows p-ssed you for the win.
greg: how long have you been trying to beat this track?
mike: two days. but i’m in first now; i’m going to win!
greg: …
mike: nooo! i hit a d-mn leaf! i hate this f-cking game!
greg: heh, sounds like a case of last lap syndrome.
mike: die
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