last man on the life boat


one of the more difficult “trick” sh-tting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of tp and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. “women and children first!”
“we need more 2 ply i can’t keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullsh-t!”

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