Last morning


somewhere between ‘last night’ and ‘this morning’; when you’re up so late that you don’t go to bed until after the sun has come up.
bro 1: you should have gone home with that girl last morning.

bro 2: not a chance, bro. i can’t get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

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