last year’s model


recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
tom and jill are at the grocery store when tom’s ex-girlfriend brady shows up:

-hi tom! how are you doing?
-i’m fine, thank you! brady, this is my girlfriend jill.
-hi jill! i’m brady, last year’s model.

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