lasturbation
the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
“i better go take my lasturbation before we depart.”
when a female m-st-rb-t-s by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two v-g-n-l lips and rub the cl-toris.
girl 1: how do you like to m-st-rb-t-?
girl 2: i like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my p-ssy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
girl 1: wow, that is interesting
girl 2: yeah, i’m a frequent lasturbator.
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