latcher
someone who thinks you’re friends with them, but you’re not. they’re annoying, weird, stupid, boring, everything you wouldn’t want a friend to be. they follow you everywhere, and they want to be just like you. if you have a latcher, drop them immediately, duh.
dude: hey guy, i’m going to the mall today! wanna come?
guy: sure!
latcher: can i come toooooooooo?
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dude: ooh, this shirt is so cute, i think i might buy it!
latcher: ditto!
a latcher is someone who “latches” onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you or sucks you dry physically and emotionally. they then proceed to move on , meanwhile you’re left mentally exhausted.
“gurrrl..justin was -such- a latcher!! dodged a bullet on that one!”
“quit b-tching about your problems to me. i got my own to deal with. quit being a latcher!”
a latcher is someone who “latches” onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you or sucks you dry physically and emotionally. they then proceed to move on , meanwhile you’re left mentally exhausted.
“gurrrl..justin was -such- a latcher!! dodged a bullet on that one!”
“quit b-tching about your problems to me. i got my own to deal with. quit being a latcher!”
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