(n.) a person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
“frank and agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!”
“i didn’t know they were both a latchkey spouse.”
a person who is always confused and never know what’s going on “destiny you’re such a swike”
masturbating with a jet in a bathtub, hot tub, or with a shower head. my pulsating shower head is great for jeturbating.
- dirty eruption
when you get done doin -n-l then explode out the add you know the guy ivan from bec2. yea west gave him a dirty eruption and it went everywhere
- papered out
to be -ssigned papers usually a m-ss amount jon: “man i”m so papered out this week” bob: “yeah our teacher is satan”
- gravel dance
when two or more people get into a heated argument, leave the building (bar/tavern), and fight in the driveway or parking lot. gravel dances are most commonly found in small towns and rural areas. “oh gosh, looks like billy and bob are about to gravel dance again. that’s the third night this week!”