Late Drunk
a late drunk is someone who doesn’t feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they’ve stopped drinking.
fred: hey john you didn’t seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.
john: ah i was a bit of a late drunk that night, i was all over the place about an hour after i left.
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