Late Night Brownie Baker
during -n-l s-x, right before you spill your man juice. you quickly pull out, with some p–p still on your c-ck and slam it in her v-g-n- and get off.
“i tried the ol’ late night brownie baker on my girlfriend last night.”
“oh yea, how’d that go?”
“she’s still pretty mad. says the kid is gonna smell like pig pen all its life.”
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