late twenties
the stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she’s got, and is at her most intolerable. a woman’s late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
man: i hear you’re seeing someone. how old is she?
boy: yes, she’s twenty-eight.
man: late twenties! you poor sob. just remember, whatever happens, it’s not your fault.
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