a person who walks into the gym wearing sweatpants and an undershirt covered in spaghetti stains and instantly becomes alpha male or female. how much do they lift? all of it. lattanzio’s have very high levels of intelligence, yet appreciate low brow humour including fart jokes. when not at the gym polishing they’re guns, they can often be found watching television with one hand down there pants, a symbol of dominance.
a lattanzio walked into the gym today carrying a flat of plastic water bottles over one shoulder, and a tupperware container full of spaghetti in his other hand. wish i was as big a beauty as that guy.
having been drawn upon with liquid energy from a lavalier, the letters of his brotherhood. lvs – “i got lavaliered last night! i think he loves me!” fellow lvs – “i’m sooo happy for you! that means you might one day be engaged, right? does that mean you’re officially dating!?”
n – 1) a game played by 3 or more people who are bored out of their minds and cannot find anything better to do. it is usually played in a car while driving around but can be played on foot or on bicycles. the director (usually the driver of the car) yells out the […]
- gods chopping block
v-g-n- i got splinters off gods chopping block
- the gmt
tactic commonly used by those with no friends, low self-esteem, and large noses; strategy used to lure females by displaying an extreme sense of h-m-s-xuality; fashion in which one wears 20 undershirts and a white b-tton shirt, or most commonly any turtleneck fred is acting quite strangely to that group of women; it is likely […]
- cologne zone
the radius from which an individual’s cologne or perfume can be detected. ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and sl-tty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more. if jr. has a date tonight,i must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.