latzing
when taking one too seriously; specifically in the wake of immature, ball-busting dialogue. those suffering from this chronic disease are also typically infected with close-talkers syndrome. alcohol exacerbates this chronic close-talking symptom -ssociated with “latzing”.
ryan cratz: hey, how you feeling?
don farrell: a little sore, i milazzoed my leg.
ryan cratz: ya know you need to immediatley ice and rest that up. your long term health could be in jeopardy. here, let me get you some ice, a pillow, and you should probably put sunscreen on that. i read an article in the ny times that sunscreen is a new and proven preventative measure for pulled muscles. plus the added benefit of never getting a tan will increase your iron production leading to a stimulation of muscle growth for rebounding muscle pulls.
don farrell: ok…thanks ryan (signaling to a friend “i’m being latzed…help”)
bony bonato: laughing uncontrollably and pointing to his beer can….”you’re on your own”
don farrell: (inner monalogue) who can i pull into this conversation to p-ss on the latzing to?? i never really milazzoed my leg and was just trying to bring back a funny post from bc. this idea has backfired and will now be know as “scooting”
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