Laubenberg
an ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the v-g-n- out or prevent pregnancy. similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. a fake form of birth control that does not work.
sarcastic: unprotected s-x? go get a laubenberg.
responsive: no, we can’t have s-x, i don’t trust my laubenberg.
defensive: oops, i’m pregnant, guess my laubenberg failed.
insulting: well aren’t you a laubenberg.
stupidity: are you a laubenberg scholar?
to use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.
i laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.
a means of birth control used to clean out the v-g-n-. similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.
you had unprotected s-x? just go get a laubenberg and clean yourself out.
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