Lauer


a really hot girl that can have s-x. guys usually call her “lauer power” in bed. she can get sh-t done.
d-mn that lauer really got me going.
a scurrilous person, pr-ne to wearing only plaid clothing.
as his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarr-ssment.
an unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. this approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. this results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. this technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.
the desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.
a very short and stubby screw driver.
i tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.

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